{"product_id":"merry-titsmas-boob-ornament-w-card","title":"Merry Titsmas - Boob Ornament w\/Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eMerry Titsmas to all and to all a good night! Another nonsensical pun for boob enthusiasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Removable ornament attached to the front of a digitally printed A2 greeting card.\u003cbr\u003e• Packaged in a biodegradable cellophane sleeve with a corresponding envelope.\u003cbr\u003e• Ornament is hand painted 1\/8\" baltic birch plywood.\u003cbr\u003e• Hand strung with gold and white baker's twine.\u003cbr\u003e• Ornament measures approximately 4\" x 5.75\".\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside.\u003cbr\u003e• Extra postage required for mailing (totally worth it).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SnowMade, Inc","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":54036366721338,"sku":"GO50081","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/6888\/4794\/files\/4168613f89a381f8c6a0214ff31fba73b21c2f29753b21c152ddfdd64c1ed713.jpg?v=1788989937","url":"https:\/\/cargoinc.com\/products\/merry-titsmas-boob-ornament-w-card","provider":"Cargo Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}